Who's the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's super difficult to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron arena. These slimy athletes are known for their glacial pace, making it impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that running back Jimbo, with his slo-mo advances, is the prime candidate. But don't write off Mike the defensive lineman, who consistently trudges b